July 30, 2002 –
I am watching Dateline and they are talking to the 9 PA Miners and I am all moved, of course. I am also weepy over the dumbass beached whales in Mass that they have to euthanize.
^This started off so well, making me seem like such a nice person, then I had to throw in that part about the whales being dumbasses. It’s the Red Forman way of showing emotion.